FW: Deadly pjs!!!

Tumhari adaao pe main main vari vari,
Wah Wah....
Tumhari adaao pe main main vari vari,
Wah Wah....
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.....:)


2- Abhishek Bachchan has one sister..But he wants more n more sisters...Why?
***think think** Dont know
coz he sings in Ravan
'Behne de mujhe Behne de.... :P


3- How do u 'cut' roads?
By laughing....coz
'Haste haste cut jaye raste'



4- Beer pine se phele bolte hai cheers
wah wah
Beer pine se phele bolte hai cheers
wah wah
Arey o pushpa
I hate tears :P :P


5- Arz kiya hai
Button dabane se chalu hua fan
wah
observation to dekhiye
Button dabane se chalu hua fan
I'm popeye, d sailorman
Poo Poo



4- Bhook mere mar gayi...mujhe lagti nhn pyaas..
The time period of pendulum is independent of its mass :P :D


5- Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf..(feelings to dekho)
Na jeene ki tamaana hai na marne ka khauf...
The no. u are trying is currently switched off....;):P


6- Deadly metro shayari—


Tum pheno topi, hum pehnenge cap..
wah wah
Tum pehno topi, hum pehnenge cap....
Doors will open on the left, plz mind the gap :P :P :D:D


7- Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo....
Apne gamo ko mere dost apne dil me daba lo....
Naya godrej powder hair dye....
Bas kato,gholo aur lagalo.....



8- **** The oscar winning shayari****


Na isko na usko thi mere pyar ki khabar
Na isko na usko thi mere pyar ki khabar
Are mera diagram galat hogaya...
rubber de rubber...:P:D:P:D:D